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my friend got kicked out of stats because she was eating a banana and she didn’t appreciate it
(via only1600kids)
she likes carrying around random rags for no reason
my dog is literally the biggest idiot
(Source: sunpuppies, via only1600kids)
(Source: thebestoftumbling, via kelssiel)
Exactly what the whole ‘terrorism’ security state is, a joke - hiding racism and xenophobia behind securitization.
(Source: New York Daily News, via kelssiel)
A chipmunk napping on my grandmother’s cat
this looks so warm and good I wish I was that chipmunk right now
(via awqwerty)
who knew the perfect man was only $2.99
He’s perfect because I can vore him
ok post cancelled! wow ok nice job everybody im gonna go cry myself to sleep
(via popcorn-fox)
I emailed my professor that I needed an extension on a paper bc I have the flu and she just responded with “do not fret.” and nothing else. what does this mean
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
